Yes, Naked Emperor, you do have a problem there, domestic tranquility-wise. Some helpful suggestions:
1. Be singing 'Rocky Top' when you walk in the door.
2. If she raises the issue, reply "Game? What Game?" If she continues, say "LSU has a football team? I never knew." Remember the cardnial rule: ignorance is often a husband's best defense.
3. Steer clear of the numbers 14 and 21 for a few weeks.
3. Get the conflict out and done with quickly: Tell her that Erik Ainge was just voted LSU's MVP of the game. (And have a helmet handy.)
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ReplyDeleteLSU wins. Good for me. Except I have to go home in the morning.
ReplyDeleteYes, Naked Emperor, you do have a problem there, domestic tranquility-wise. Some helpful suggestions:
ReplyDelete1. Be singing 'Rocky Top' when you walk in the door.
2. If she raises the issue, reply "Game? What Game?" If she continues, say "LSU has a football team? I never knew." Remember the cardnial rule: ignorance is often a husband's best defense.
3. Steer clear of the numbers 14 and 21 for a few weeks.
3. Get the conflict out and done with quickly: Tell her that Erik Ainge was just voted LSU's MVP of the game. (And have a helmet handy.)
:-) :-)
Best to all.