LOLdweebs.

Celibacy - Yr Doin It Rite!


But honestly - is it really celibacy if you have no idea what sex is?...
[rimshot!]

I haven't seen this many virgins in one place since they closed Holy Angels Convent on St. Claude Avenue.
Heyoooo...!

Forget 'Metrosexuals' - its the "Technosexuals'!
Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?...

Image from here.