01 June 2010

Love Means Never Having To Say...

..."I'm Totally Serial!"

The man who invented the Internet and slew ManBearPig; the woman who made music safe for elevators; who made up the couple that inspired 'Love Story',

Have decided to split.

What? Don't they know that divorce is bad for the environment?

1 comment:

The Grey Man said...

Possible reasons:

1) Tipper was asking for a recount?

2) Maybe Al invented internet....Porn?

3) Or wasn't there enough warming?

4) Did Tipper ban Al's lyrics?

5) Was it a houseboat too far?

6) OMG, the package WAS airbrushed!!

7) Did Al "cure" Tipper's "fever?

8) Did Tipper agree with the FL supremes that Al was a little "short"?

9) Does the Gore effect go into the bedroom?

10) "but Al, you've screwed the world, why not me?"

11) Has Al lost his piece prize?

12) Was he caught looking for another "piece prize"?

13) Al CAN sure global warming. He made Tipper frigid.

14) I guess his stiff demeanor was just that.