If you live in Maryland and have children... Move. Now.
If an unelected bureaucracy can convict you of a crime without due process, or evidence, or of something that is not even a crime, moving is the only non-violent option you have open.
While parading these busy-body state leeches naked through the streets, to be used as targets for rotten tomatoes, would be a better and more effective solution (and save on the moving costs), the general consensus in the land is we are not at that point. Well, not yet. But it, or worse, is fast approaching. This is America. Not Scotland.