Oh, my. Leonard Nimoy isn't really dead, and he beat out the Pope and the Queen of England to become head of the Illuminati.
I love conspiracy theories. I really do. Not for their actual content, mind you, but for their comedy value. I often imagine Alex Jones, Ron Paul and the like sitting in a room with some pens, paper, and couple of bottles of Cuervo, thinking up another story to see how stupid people really are. I mean, this stuff is comedy gold. I think I would have had a bright future in conspiracy comedy had I known it was a career option.
And for my Brothers, Masonry and Albert Pike make an appearance.