23 April 2015

It's Come To This.

If you're a guy who wants to 'marry' another guy, or a girl who wants to 'marry' another girl, or a LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ who wants to 'marry' your Barcalounger, go right ahead. Knock yourself out; it's a free country. But don't ever forget - no matter where you put your winkie or your strap-on - only a man and a woman together can make a baby.

Turkey basters don't count.

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