A suggestion that would be easy for some to, um... swollow

With the recent death of LSU's beloved "Mike the Tiger", our "friends" at PETA are demanding that LSU replace Mike with a human mascot and not another bengal tiger. Really. OK. How about this, PETA - we won't get another tiger if you let us keep a naked Pam Anderson in a cage in Baton Rouge. To sweeten the deal, we'll even change LSU's mascot name from the "Tigers" to the "Suckers". Works on so many levels, don't you think?