14 May 2010

Metaphors.

Yes, Mr President, we will take the keys back. First from Nancy and Harry in November, and then from you in 2012. They're not your keys, Mr. President; it's not your car.

Yes, the Republicans lost their way, and helped drive the car into the ditch. No argument there. But we've regained our senses now. We had a refreshing spot of Tea, found our roadmap again, and we'll be hiring a lot of new drivers drivers come November. The GOP may have helped put the car into that ditch, but Mr. President - y'all are trying to run it off a bloody cliff! (And you bummed the gas money to do it from the Chinese.) We - the citizens of this nation - own the car, Mr. President. And we won't let you do that.

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