File this in the "D'oh! Now why didn't I think of that" department.
Take one of my favorite books, George Orwell's 1984, and combine it with one of my worst vices, opposing The Episcopal Church's (tm) march over the cliff of irrelevance, and you get..... this. It is even written in 'Newspeak'.
Kudos for creativity and a wonderful metaphor for what is happening in The Episcopal Church (tm) today. Give it a look.
Hattip: This guy, who has a blog thingy. And give him a look, too. Some pretty good stuff.