Stand Up.

The Democrat's talking points for the 2010 elections:

We've gone from recession to recovery.
haha
We've made more progress in the war on terror in the last eight months than was made in the preceding eight years.
hahaha
We've strengthened our relationships with our allies around the world.
hahahahahaha
Two million people or more have jobs today who wouldn't have without the bold action taken by this President and Democrats in Congress.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
We have the first Latina and only the third woman ever on the Supreme Court.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
We're using science and fact in policy making instead of ideology and politics.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
We have the most transparent Administration in modern history, with tough ethics standards, and we are wringing the influence of special interests out of the policy making process.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
(catch breath)
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

"Thank you. Thank you very much. We'll be here for the next two years if you like. Try the pork."