Children Of A Lesser God.

It seems Team Hopenchange team member Dr. Steven Chu, our current Secretary of Energy, thinks the American population are, well, "teenage kids," who "aren’t acting in a way that they should act," and Team Hopenchange are our parents - forcing us rebellious kids "to really understand in their core how important this issue is.” (The issue in question being greenhouse gasses end-of-the-world global warming "climate change.")

Dr. Chu, I have a bit of news for you, dude. If you're and yours are our parents, then, like, in this country you have to do what us "kids" say. Remember, dude, we own the house. Not you. We set the rules, and we don't have to listen to you if we don't want. You don't bring home a paycheck to support this house, us "kids" do - and we're tired of you raiding our piggy banks every time you think it would be nice to redo the drapes or the kitchen cabinets, and then lecturing us from your easy-chair about how we should spend what remains.

Dude, we ain't buying your excuse anymore that it's all for our own good.

And if you think we're "rebellious kids" now, well, you just wait till my brothers and sisters get home and hear about this.