Some Audacity Of Hope Fun Facts.

The Messiah seems to think that "The Audacity of Hope" will cure all that ails us. Really:

"...we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal… This was the moment — this was the time — when we came together to remake this great nation…"

So... when you have The Audacity of Hope you can make people well, give everyone a fat paycheck, make the oceans recede, and fix anything else that needs fixing on the Earth. Interesting. Here are some other things you might not have known about.....

When you have The Audacity of Hope,
you don't have to pay closing costs when you buy a house.

When you have The Audacity of Hope,
your dog will never have fleas.

When you have The Audacity of Hope,
you can wait an extra thousand miles between oil changes.

When you have The Audacity of Hope,
an erection lasting more than four hours is not a problem.

When you have The Audacity of Hope,
you can buy interior latex wall paint at cost; and pay only a minor markup for the exterior stuff.

When you have The Audacity of Hope,
you never have to update your iPhone; it updates itself.

When you have The Audacity of Hope,
your three minute egg cooks in two minutes and 23 seconds.


There seems to be no end to what The Audacity of Hope can do, so I think I'll make this a daily feature until the election. Check back tomorrow.