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Some Lefties want to start a counter to the Tea Party Movement, the Coffee Party:

let's start a coffee party . . . smoothie party. red bull party. anything but tea. geez. ooh how about cappuccino party? that would really piss 'em off bec it sounds elitist . . . let's get together and drink cappuccino and have real political dialogue with substance and compassion.

It won't work, for two reasons. First, a 'cappuccino party' isn't going to really piss us off. Sounds like something you Lefties go to anyway. It would, however, point out to everyone else - again - just how far above the rest of us y'all really think you are. And second, do you know anybody who would ever want to engage in 'coffeebagging'? Me, either.