Well, more likely to happen than the "change" that prophet from Chicago is preaching about. Creative Minority Report says we are all supposed to die today. Really:
A self-styled prophet from central Texas is giving doomsday predicting another shot by pegging Thursday as the start of a world-ending nuclear war.
"It could be turned loose before then," Yisrayl "Buffalo Bill" Hawkins told ABC's "20/20" for a report to be broadcast Friday night. "You are going to see this very soon, really soon."
In a sense, I'm relieved. It'll cut down on the wait times at the Wendy's drive-thru.
UPDATE 13JUNE08: I woke up this morning. I looked out my intact window and didn't see a scorched, irradiated back yard. Oh, well.
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