A woman sues - in Federal Court - over the existence of "crunchberries". She feels misled since they are not real berries. Just wait till she finds out that putting the government in control of her health care won't make it cheaper, making the economy "green" won't generate millions of jobs, and a lot more than the "rich" will see a tax increase.
As for me, I'm a purist - I like my Capt'n Crunch neat.
UPDATE: Having fun in the comments, so be sure to take a look.