A woman sues - in Federal Court - over the existence of "crunchberries". She feels misled since they are not real berries. Just wait till she finds out that putting the government in control of her health care won't make it cheaper, making the economy "green" won't generate millions of jobs, and a lot more than the "rich" will see a tax increase.
As for me, I'm a purist - I like my Capt'n Crunch neat.
UPDATE: Having fun in the comments, so be sure to take a look.
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Just wait til she finds out that Count Chocula isn't real . . .
>> Just wait til she finds out that Count Chocula isn't real . . . <<
Or that 'Tony the Tiger' and 'Toucan Sam' aren't endangered species.
I am FURIOUS over this. What's next? Will they announce that Boo-Berry and Franken-berry aren't real berries either?
Don't take this too hard Anon, but the last confirmed wild Boo-berry was in 1938 in Ceylon (now Sri Lanka). All the Boo-berries you get now are genetically engineered, or are imitation and made with a flavored generic whitefish. Sorta like imitation crabmeat.
And Franken-berryies were hunted to extinction in the 19th century by roving bands of vegitarian pioneers, who picked them for sport, or for their expensive hides. It is said that in one famous massacre in 1877, 10 million Franken-berries were killed in one afternoon, skinned, and their carcases left to rot on the Great Plains.
Sad, isn't it...
And fruity pebbles aren't rocks!
...And Grape Nuts are neither nuts nor are they from grapes! She's gonna crap wolverines over that one!
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