And he will pay you really, really, really well for it. With our money, of course. In the real world, f*#king off all day on Facebook would get you a pink slip. But in Obama's government, it will get you up to $115,000.00 a year. Beats working.
A government job: Produce nothing, collect a check. It you have ever met a FEMA employee/"associate", you know exactly what I mean.