11 March 2011

Short And Sweet.

It's Lent, so here is my annual response to the Presiding Bishop's Lenten message. To wit:

No, they're not;

Yes, we are, but you can blame your environmental do-gooder buddies and government manipulation of the free market for it;

And what part of this...
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
...do you not understand??

The only thing travelling light here, madam, is your theology.

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