Call Harry Reid. No, wait - call Joni Mitchell. The things you find in Labor/Education appropriations bills these days:
"Would the Democratic-controlled Senate approve a $1 million earmark to celebrate Woodstock-era baby boomers, carved out of a bill funding health care and education? It would because it is sponsored by New York's influential senators, Hillary Clinton and Charles Schumer. It would because they promote the pet project of a big-time Democratic campaign contributor."
Which would be a performing arts center at the site of the 1969 Woodstock Concert/Event/Hyped Legend.
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