17 April 2008

Look Straight Ahead. How Hard Is That?

As you know, dear readers, my state is beset with all sorts of problems - failing public schools, an eroding coastline, rampant corruption, and a dysfunctional New Orleans are but a few that come to mind. But what major problem is our legislature - namely one Rep. Mickey Guillory, D-Eunice - boldly tackling now?

The statewide crisis of, and I am not making this up....... urinal privacy. It seems our good legislator wants mandatory dividers between urinals in all new buildings because:

"sexual offenders, sexually violent predators, and child predators can easily violate the privacy of others using urinals ...."

Yeah, not a day goes by down here you don't hear about some poor sod who's been "gang peeked."

This is not the first time Rep. Guillory, D-Eunice, has led the fight against similar threats to our very way of life. Several years ago he was in the vanguard against drive-by porn.

UPDATE: Maybe Rep. Guillory, D-Eunice, should watch this short film:

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