Ugh. Now we have entertainer 'experts' getting involved with the BP oil spill disaster down here - Kevin Costner and James Cameron, so far. (Can Paris Hilton be far behind? -ed.) I say if we have to get an an entertainer involved, let's at least get one who could actually, y'know, get the job done.
Of course, I'm speaking about.... Chuck Norris.
Once all those oil molecules floating around the Gulf find out 'ol Chuck is pisssed and on the way, they'll be getting themselves back down that borehole as fast as they can. 'Cause we all know Chuck would whip each and every one of them. Individually. Before lunch.
UPDATE: Some James Cameron suggestions...
UPDATE: A friend recommended Steven Seagal as an option. Makes sense: He's here, and he's not busy at the moment, and he allegedly has some experience in aggressively plugging holes.
No comments:
Post a Comment