01 September 2010

Did Any PBS Employees Call In Sick Today? (UPDATED)

Discovery Channel headquarters in Silver Spring evacuated; gunman inside. I hear they're sending in Bear Grylls any minute now...

UPDATE: Be more... demented. The gunman's demands. He's not a people person:
2. All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs' places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.
Al Gore must be beaming. But after reading this, the guy's gotta be a Jefferts-Schori Episcopalian:
It is the responsiblity of everyone to preserve the planet they live on by not breeding any more children who will continue their filthy practices. Children represent FUTURE catastrophic pollution whereas their parents are current pollution. NO MORE BABIES! Population growth is a real crisis. Even one child born in the US will use 30 to a thousand times more resources than a Third World child. It's like a couple are having 30 babies even though it's just one! If the US goes in this direction maybe other countries will too!
That is because most Third World children live in socialist or theocratic kleptocracies. They often don't live long enough to use more resources.

UPDATE: Heh. Police shot and killed the Al Gore loving eco-terrorist gunman, providing the best headline of the day.

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