Just Brilliant. Take 2 and a half minutes and watch this video Matthew found.
For my Episcopal / Anglican readers, without knowing it this gentleman sums up the whole "doing a new thing" theology of The Episcopal CHurch (tm) in a sentence:
"I have nothing personally invested in my own opinions, I'm just, like, inviting you to join me on the bandwagon of my own uncertainties."
Throw in some boilerplate about cow farts, sporks, and the Millennium Development Goals, and you've got a pastoral letter from The Presiding Bishop.