A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.While hanging curtains. In his kitchen. Riiiight. (Me, I typically hang the curtains before I go clothing-optional; but that's just me.)
Notice, too, that the attending nurse plays her part by dishing up some Spongian moral relativism:
"But it's not for me to question his story..."Don't worry, sister - some basic physics can do that. I'm not sure which one's worse here - the act that got him into that predicament, or his lame attempt at an explanation.
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