21 August 2009

Genesis 1:1-8, Barack Obama "God's Partners" Translation

[Note: Only a fragment of the original has been recovered and translated.]

1 In the beginning We created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the Earth was too warm, and not in balance; and disorder was upon the face of the People. And Our Spirit moved Us upon the face of the disorder.

3 And We said, Let there be light: and there was light.

4 And We saw the light, that it was energy efficient: and We divided the light from the darkness.

5 And We called the light Reform, and the darkness We called Republicans. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

6 And We said, Let there be Government in the midst of the disorder, and let it divide the disorder from the order.

7 And We made the Government, and divided the disorder which were under the Government from the order which were by the Government: and it was so.

8 And We called the government Heaven. And the evening and the morn....

[The fragment ended here]

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