3, 6, 9...

How did I miss this on Friday?? (you were, like, actually working at your job - ed.) Anyway, back when we were coming up we learned 'New Math.' But the Hopenchange Revolution, dear readers, has been caught at created a whole new approach to math called, 'DNC Math.' The principal theorem seems to be, if you need an integer larger than the result obtained, multiply by three and report the latter.

It's not like the media is going to check or anything.