Putting Lipstick - And A Smile - On The FEMA Pig.

The Federal Eternal Misery Agency is promising, three and one-half years after the Katrina "event", to finally play nice with others:

"We're never going to be an adversary. Now, I'm not going to say we're always going to agree on everything, but ... any hint of my staff or myself being an adversary will not be tolerated. That's in the past," Russell told the board of the Louisiana Recovery Authority, the state's top hurricane recovery agency.

From painful FEMA experience, put me firmly in the "I'll believe it when I see it" category.