A Clockwork Obama.

When Nanny Millicent starts to play some Luddie Van... watch out. Kathleen Sebelius says ObamaCare's lack of acceptance has nothing to do with it taking away our freedom to choose, or raising the cost of health care for those of us who work, or bankrupting this nation to pay for those who don't. Nope. Its because us gloopy, chai gruppa droogies need "reeducation" to understand its joys. I guess we'll all be standing in line for this kind of thing soon. I mean, it'll be fully covered under ObamaCare. (Can you say "comrade", dear readers...? You can? Great. We're making "reeducation" progress already! -ed.)