Team Romanoff?

Though he is sworn to uphold the Constitution, when it comes to governing The Messiah seems to be enamored with the old Russian monarchy. Already we have a Global Warming Czar, a Car Czar - who is ruining running GM and Chrysler - a Health Care Czar, plus a whole slew of other "czars" named and proposed. And now, it seems, we're going to have a Cybersecurity Czar to watch over the Internet. For your protection, of course.

Riiiiight.