Yet Another Reason We Don't Live In Massachusetts Anymore.

The Commonwealth wants to give away free cars to the poor, with taxpayer dollars picking up the tab for the upkeep. Really:

Gov. Deval Patrick’s free wheels for welfare recipients program is revving up despite the stalled economy, as the keys to donated cars loaded with state-funded insurance, repairs and even AAA membership are handed out to get them to work.

Look on the bright side - this could be a ready destination for all those crappy European "green" econo-boxes Team Hopenchange is forcing Chrysler to make that nobody's gonna want.