14 December 2009

True Grits.

Only in Louisiana: Woman attacks man with... grits. Really.

THIS IS A NATIONAL CRISIS!!! YOU CAN BUY GRITS OVER THE COUNTER, WITHOUT ANY KIND OF BACKGROUND CHECK!!! EVEN CHILDREN CAN GET THEIR HANDS ON GRITS!!! WE MUST DO SOMETHING!!!

I think we need an Assault Grit Ban.

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