I won't say why I'm in a right grump today, but I will say this:
If you walk like a conspiracy theorist, talk like a conspiracy theorist, and send me endless links to Alex Jones and Ron Paul like a conspiracy theorist, well...
...you're a conspiracy theorist. At least be man enough to admit what you are.
There. I feel better.
UPDATE: And if you think me an asshole, my dear 911 Truther, I'm not upset. It's totally understandable how you can get that impression. On the intellectual ladder of life, that's the only part of me you see when you look up. TTFN.