30 March 2010

You Can Trust Your Cars To The Folks Who Sought The Stars.

Team Hopenchange will now use NASA to... fix Toyotas.

NASA was once the gateway to our new frontier, our hope for that most American of urges - to explore strange new worlds and seek out new civilizations; to boldly go where no man had gone before. Instead, NASA will now be used to trash a competitor of government-run GM and Chrysler. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to do the math here.

I mean, what would Kirk Do?

UPDATE: From the Comments, Underground Pewster makes a great point:
"Japanese have a space agency. Why not let them figure it out?"
Well, UP, their space agency is busy with, oh, I don't know... space.

1 comment:

Undergroundpewster said...

Kirk would have an interspecies romance after punching out the lights of a few aliens while Spock figured out the computer problem.

You are right; the Japanese have a space agency. Why not let them figure it out. Maybe the plan is have NASA send the bill to Tokyo and thereby help out with NASA'a budget.