I won't say why I'm in a right grump today, but I will say this:
If you walk like a conspiracy theorist, talk like a conspiracy theorist, and send me endless links to Alex Jones and Ron Paul like a conspiracy theorist, well...
...you're a conspiracy theorist. At least be man enough to admit what you are.
There. I feel better.
UPDATE: And if you think me an asshole, my dear 911 Truther, I'm not upset. It's totally understandable how you can get that impression. On the intellectual ladder of life, that's the only part of me you see when you look up. TTFN.
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IT'S a Documented FACT that the Illuminati, together with the GNOME OF ZURICH have taken over many of our national institutions through bribery and THUGGERY. Most of our national vital fluids have already been suborned. THE ENTIRE SOUP INDUSTRY are Chinese thralls!
/rant
Sorry, with you post I just had to post something that used lots of words in caps. It really does relieve stress. Give it a try!
Alright, I'll give that all-caps thing a try:
HELLO? HELLO?
Hey, that does relieve some stress. I'M GONNA KEEP DOING IT. I FEEL BETTER ALREADY! IT MAKES ME SOUND SO... INTELLECTUAL!
AND THE EXCLAMATION POINTTS. TOO!!!
"RON PAUL IS PROOF THAT POODLES MATE WITH CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!!"
IT MUST BE TRUE! IT'S IN ALL CAPS!!
THANKS, MATTHEW! I CAN STOP THE DRINKING AND THE THERAPY VISITS NOW!
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