12 February 2011

The Very Worst Of Hands.

"Hey, I thought she was mine! I was gonna do her!"

Reportedly said by a male TSA employee and overheard by a female reporter for Time, after she had been given an "enhanced" pat-down at the airport by a female TSA worker. Read it all.

TSA employees don't need to be enrolled in a union; they need to be enrolled in a sex-offender database.

UPDATE: Are "charter airlines" the solution? I dunno, but for that kind of service, convienence, reliability - and to not be groped by my government - I'm willing to squeeze into a 30-seat jet and pay the extra jack.

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